Man Magic: Butt & Nut Balm- Your Anti-Chafing, Soothing Hero made with Tallow

Tallow-powered rescue for your cheeks, thighs, and everything in between.
Smooths. Soothes. Saves lives. (Okay not literally — but it feels like it.)

Meet Butt & Nut Balm, the all-natural, tallow-powered miracle your most sensitive zones have been begging for. Whether you’re hiking, working, sweating, waddling, chasing kids, or simply existing in a pair of jeans that have declared war on your thighs… this balm is here to save your butt. Literally.

Made with nutrient-rich, grass-fed tallow, this soothing salve is packed with vitamins A, D, E, K, and healthy fats that mimic your skin’s natural oils — which means healing, calming, and restoring without the sting, burn, or “why does this feel spicy?!” horror of chemical products.

From chafing to rubbing, thigh-scorching, swamp-butt emergencies, boxer rash, sports discomfort, and that mysterious irritation you swear wasn’t there yesterday…
👉 Butt & Nut Balm is your anti-friction, anti-rage, anti-ouch hero.

💪 WHAT IT DOES

✔ Stops chafing in its tracks
✔ Soothes irritation instantly
✔ Protects skin from friction, sweat, heat, and movement
✔ Hydrates deeply with grass-fed tallow
✔ Calms redness, dryness, and irritation
✔ Safe for butts, nuts, thighs, folds, pits, and anywhere else skin touches skin

🍑 WHO IT’S FOR
Runners, hikers, bikers
Athletes
Busy humans with busy thighs
Construction workers / nurses / athletes
Gym-goers
Men who refuse lotion
Women who have given up fighting thigh friction
Anyone with skin
Anyone who sweats
Anyone who walks

Basically → If you’re alive, this balm is for you.

• 🌿 KEY INGREDIENTS
• Grass-Fed Tallow – deeply nourishing, anti-inflammatory, and skin-repairing
• Beeswax – protective barrier without clogging pores
• Coconut Oil – anti-microbial + smooth glide
• Arrowroot (optional) – reduces moisture and friction
• Essential Oils (optional) – light scent, no chemical burn